The Mortimer Tapes have arrived!

Help raise money for St Mary’s School Mortimer by answering these simple questions. 

  • Do you drink in the Turner’s Arms?
  •  Do you drive from the A4 up to Mortimer via Sulhamstead and Ufton Nervet?
  •  Did your children go to the end of year disco at St Mary’s School?
  •  Do you ever wonder what might happen if a lorry “shed its load”  of Viagra so the contents ended up in the village’s water supply?  

If the answer to any of these questions is yes, or indeed no, you can help raise money for the school by buying a copy of The Mortimer Tapes CD. 

Andy Lavery has written three songs and re-written a song by someone else to set it in the village and whacked them (skilfully ?) onto a CD now available directly from him, from The Baobab (thanks to Rachel and Gav for their support), via eBay  and hopefully, shortly by download.

Try before you buy?  Tasters of the four songs can be listened to here at https://soundcloud.com/user-702401808/sets/the-mortimer-tapes .    The CDs are £4 if bought directly and £5 + p&p if bought via eBay and at least £3.30 will go to the school.

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